I recall how everyone laughed for days after watching The Dictator.
The anti-feminist jokes, in particular, caught my attention. I have to admit,
they were genius. That one dialogue especially when the dictator finds out his
newly wed is pregnant, is hilarious. “Are you having a boy or an abortion?”
It didn't strike me then but several days
later, it dawned upon me how relevant this situation was to our beloved nation.
Oh wait my bad. People didn't have abortions in India. They only buried new
born baby girls alive. Lately, they've been tossing them in dumpsters. No
biggie, just the usual, especially if you’re from the Northern states. Except
Rajasthan. Rajasthan doesn't support female foeticide. Now, before you
Rajasthanis plaster that smile upon your face, I only meant they needed the
women for Prostitution. I mean, where else will all their oxytoxin go to?!
Let me get this time line right. This goes
out to the men and women. Don’t shy away from this one, ladies.
1. You were conceived jointly
with a 50-50% contribution from both parties, male and female.
That being said, let’s also quickly get into the science of sex determination here.
XX – Female child and XY- Male Child. Now every woman has one ‘X’ chromosome embedded in her body already. The other chromosome comes from the father. So, in reality, it’s the MEN who are responsible for the sex of the child. Well, in reality nobody is responsible. But this is just for argument sake.
That being said, let’s also quickly get into the science of sex determination here.
XX – Female child and XY- Male Child. Now every woman has one ‘X’ chromosome embedded in her body already. The other chromosome comes from the father. So, in reality, it’s the MEN who are responsible for the sex of the child. Well, in reality nobody is responsible. But this is just for argument sake.
2. You reside inside a
woman’s body for 9-10 months.
Correct me if I’m wrong here. For 9 months, you’re in a sack inside a woman’s body. You breathe the air she breathes, you drink the water that she drinks and you eat the food that she eats. She freaking carries you around in her stomach and your wonderful father, the male figure you look up to, abuses her for putting on all that weight. All the weight which, for the record, you caused.
Correct me if I’m wrong here. For 9 months, you’re in a sack inside a woman’s body. You breathe the air she breathes, you drink the water that she drinks and you eat the food that she eats. She freaking carries you around in her stomach and your wonderful father, the male figure you look up to, abuses her for putting on all that weight. All the weight which, for the record, you caused.
3. You come out of a woman.
There’s no need for me to get too detailed on this once. When you embrace fresh air for the first time, you’re coming out a lady, my fraaaaand. And trust me; it isn’t a very pretty scene.
There’s no need for me to get too detailed on this once. When you embrace fresh air for the first time, you’re coming out a lady, my fraaaaand. And trust me; it isn’t a very pretty scene.
4. You live the rest of your
life learning to hate women.
That’s what it finally comes down to, doesn’t it?
That’s what it finally comes down to, doesn’t it?
It’s sickening, but it’s also the trend. I
wouldn’t be surprised if I saw “#KillingFemaleBabies #Fun #India”
trending all over twitter in a few years.
That’s where we seem to be heading. No woman deserves to be killed. In
fact, no human deserves to be killed except the one’s doing the killing. If
only Rakhi Sawant was born in North India… yeah that would’ve been great. One
bimbo down.
Cheers,
AKA
Meanwhile In Rasjasthan...
AKA
Meanwhile In Rasjasthan...
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